Pacaugnant is the scene of an unprecedented epidemic of dysentria. For the past few days, the inhabitants of this small village in Groland du Bas have been living in terror of contracting the disease.

The Ministry of Presipautary Health, having first diagnosed a few simple cases of gastroenteritis, must now face a real humanitarian disaster. Health inspectors dispatched to Pacaugnant revealed that “Van Gogh Pig Ears”, imported from China and served at the local McGro, were at the root of the epidemic.

The Grolandaise army has established a security perimeter in order to limit access to only nursing staff. The latter is systematically slaughtered and cremated in order to preserve the rest of the territory of the Pandemic Presipacy.

Children are locked up at home, the school is closed.
The Minister of Current Affairs has already announced the release of the 300 million Eugros to organize an airlift in order to deliver essential supplies to Pacaugnant people in need. GRO 1 even programmed a PQthon to prevent a possible shortage.